<g> grin
<G> bigger grin
<BG> BIG grin
<BBG> Big Big Grin
<VBG> Very Big Grin
<XBG> Xtra Big Grin
<BAG> Blatently Arrogant Grin
<BUG> Bartizanic *bermenchian Grin
<DAG> Duh... and Grinning
<ERG> Escherian Recursive Grin
<LAG> Lunatic Assylum Grin
<MAG> Machiavellian Anathematic Grin
<PEG> Pious Ecclesiastical Grin
<PAG> Psychoanalytical Grin
<YIG> Yes, I'm Grinning
<BACG> "Ball & Chain" Grin
<BENG> Big Evil Nasty Grin
<HENG> Huge Evil Nasty Grin
<JAWS> Jabbering Amateur Wickedly Silenced
<RAVE> Retch And Vomit Explosively
<SNORK> Sarcastic Noise Of Recursive Keck
<JK> Just Kidding
<LSL> Loud Screaming Laughter
<ROFL> Rolling on the Floor, Laughing
<BHIELL> Big Huge Insane Evil Lunatic Laugh
Note: An "L" for Laugh is sometimes substituted for the "G" for Grin.
Other JABBAs:
<BWUG> Bartizanic Warmongering *bermenschian Grin
<DYDG> "Die, Yuppie, Die!" Grin
<EMSL> Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
<LING> Lexicological Imperialist Nyah-nyah Grin
<BESPG> Bacheler's Eobiential Science Project Grin
<BILGE> Big Insane Lunatic Grin, Extrafactual
<NFGAA> No Freaking Grin At All
<NATITIRI> Not Attempting To Imply That It's Really Important
<INNEWATOK> INquiring NErd WAnts TO Know
While most folks may not find a need to employ most of the above, it is provided as a useful tool for those attempting to decipher various slurs.
AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
ADN - Any Day Now
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AWGTHTGTTA? - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
BAC - By Any Chance
BCNU - Be Seeing You
BK - BecauseÔ
BTW - By The Way
BRB - Be Right Back
CUL - See You Later
CU L8R - See You Later
CYA - Cover Your A** (Ascii ?)
DIIK - Damned If I Know
DILLIGAFF - Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Figment
DLG - Devilish Little Grin
DOM - Dirty Old Man
EOD - End Of Discussion
EOL - End Of Lecture
ER - Hello
FITB - Fill In The Blank....
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYI - For Your Information
GD&R - Grin, Duck & Run
GIWIST - Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GLG - Goofy Little Grin
GO PRI - Send Private Mail
GR 8 - Great
IAC - In Any Case
IAE - In any event
IMCO - In my considered opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IOW - In Other Words
JABBA - Just Another Brain Boggling Acronym
KISS - Keep It Simple, Stupid
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
LLAP - Live Long and Prosper - for Trekkies
LTMSH - Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt
L8R - Later
MORF - Male or Female
NBL - Not Bloody Likely
NIMBY - Not in My Back Yard
NRN - No Reply Necessary
OIC - OH!, I See
OTOH - On The Other Hand
PITA - Pain In The A**
PMETC - Pardon Me etc.
PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In
PMYMHMMFSWGAD - Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Darn.
POV - Point Of View
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTFLAHMS - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides with
TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheeks. And I
DNPM - Darn Near P***ed Myself
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
ROTM - Right On The Money
RSN - Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
RTFM - Read The "Fabulous" ManualÔ
SOP - Standing Operational Proceedures
SITD - Still in the dark
SYT - Sweet Young Thing
TANJ - There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TIC - Tongue in cheek
TINAR - This is not a recommendation
TINALO - This is not a legal opinion
TPTB - The Powers That Be
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTMS - Talk (TYPE) Me Soon
TTYL - Talk (or Type) To You Later
WIBAMU - Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
WYSBYGI - What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
WYTYSYDG - What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
YAFA - Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation
